Because you share holders have used slave labor to make your fortunes, you need to be punished for your sins.
Consequently, you are to get on your knees and utter 50 Hail Mary’s.
After your Hail Mary’s, you need to tribute to a Filipina Queen.
Oh!
Ya, that would be me.
100 Hail Mary’s + 100 Dollar Bills paid to Mistress via Paypal
10 Hail Mary’s
Tribute 10 Dollars
Crawl 10 feet downtown Cebu
On your knees, wash my Flip Flops on the streets of downtown Cebu for an hour. Drop a 100 Dollar Bill after Flip Flops are clean.
On your knees, wash my entire laundry for 6 hours on the streets of downtown Cebu. Drop 600 Dollars in US currency after chore completed
Carry a cross from on end of Cebu to another and be whipped by 10 Filipinas while you are on your way. This will cost you 10,000 Dollars
Because you share holders have used slave labor to make your fortunes, you need to be punished for your sins.
Consequently, you are to get on your knees and utter 50 Hail Mary’s.
After your Hail Mary’s, you need to tribute to a Filipina Queen.
Oh!
Ya, that would be me.
200 Hail Mary’s + 200 (2) Dollar Bills paid to Mistress via Paypal
50 Hail Mary’s
Tribute 50 Dollars
Crawl 50 feet downtown Cebu
On your knees, wash 2 pairs of my shoes on the streets of downtown Cebu for 2 hours. Drop 200 Dollars after completing chore.
On your knees, wash my entire laundry for 24 hours on the streets of downtown Cebu. Drop a 2400 Dollars after chore completed
Carry a cross from on end of Cebu to another and be whipped by 10 Filipinas while you are on your way. This will cost you 10,000 Dollars
Because you share holders have used slave labor to make your fortunes, you need to be punished for your sins.
Consequently, you are to get on your knees and utter 50 Hail Mary’s.
After your Hail Mary’s, you need to tribute to a Filipina Queen.
Oh!
Ya, that would be me.
300 Hail Mary’s + 300 (5) Dollar Bills paid to Mistress via Paypal
100 Hail Mary’s
Tribute 100 Dollars
Crawl 100 feet downtown Cebu
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On your knees, wash my entire laundry for 48 hours on the streets of downtown Cebu. Drop a 4800 Dollars after chore completed
Carry a cross from on end of Cebu to another and be whipped by 10 Filipinas while you are on your way. This will cost you 10,000 Dollars
Because you share holders have used slave labor to make your fortunes, you need to be punished for your sins.
Consequently, you are to get on your knees and utter 50 Hail Mary’s.
After your Hail Mary’s, you need to tribute to a Filipina Queen.
Oh!
Ya, that would be me.
400 Hail Mary’s + 400 (10) Dollar Bills paid to Mistress via Paypal
500 Hail Mary’s
Tribute 500 Dollars
Crawl 500 feet downtown Cebu
On your knees, wash 3 pairs of my stockings on the streets of downtown Cebu for 3 hours. Drop 300 Dollars after completing chore.
On your knees, wash my entire laundry for 72 hours on the streets of downtown Cebu. Drop a 7200 Dollars after chore completed
Carry a cross from on end of Cebu to another and be whipped by 10 Filipinas while you are on your way. This will cost you 10,000 Dollars
Find 3 friends who work for Fortune 500 companies. Fly to Cebu. Hire a Local carpenter. Rent a warehouse in Lapu Lapu. Have carpenter build me a Palanquin. Carry me in the Palanquin in the streets of Cebu for 24 hours while 10 Filipinas make sure you take no breaks, but also make sure you have water and little food available to sustain such an effort. This will cost you 24,000
Find 3 friends who work for Fortune 500 companies. Fly to Cebu. Hire a Local carpenter. Rent a warehouse in Lapu Lapu. Have carpenter build me a Palanquin. Carry me in the Palanquin in the streets of Cebu for 48 hours while 10 Filipinas make sure you take only 6 hours sleep, but also make sure you have water and little food available to sustain such an effort. This will cost you 48,000
Find 3 friends who work for Fortune 500 companies. Fly to Cebu. Hire a Local carpenter. Rent a warehouse in Lapu Lapu. Have carpenter build me a Palanquin. Carry me in the Palanquin in the streets of Cebu for 2 weeks while 10 Filipinas make sure you sleep only 6 hours a night during your suffering vacation, but also make sure you have water and little food available to sustain such an effort. This will cost you 100,000 dollars
I will find 50 Filipinas who have worked in slave labor factories for years. They will manage the prison for me.
There will be many cells and new recruits will have to pay 500 daily to be locked up by my Filipina Police Force, Prison guards and judges.
The slave who has enough funds to pay for this prison will have to pay me 50 Million dollars and by accepting to pay for this prison, you are accepting a 10 years sentences in the same prison you paid for.
Buy a restaurant in Cebu. Give me ownership. I will give management to a homeless Filipina Lady and you will serve as dishwasher for a year. Yes you will need to sign a contract.
This will cost you 100,000 in US currency.
I will find 50 Filipinas who have worked in slave labor factories for years. They will manage the prison for me.
There will be many cells and new recruits will have to pay 500 daily to be locked up by my Filipina Police Force, Prison guards and judges.
The slave who has enough funds to pay for this prison will have to pay me 50 Million dollars and by accepting to pay for this prison, you are accepting a 10 years sentences in the same prison you paid for.
Buy a restaurant in Cebu. Give me ownership. I will give management to a homeless Filipina Lady and you will serve as dishwasher for 2 years. Yes you will need to sign a contract.
This will cost you 200,000 in US currency.
I will find 50 Filipinas who have worked in slave labor factories for years. They will manage the prison for me.
There will be many cells and new recruits will have to pay 500 daily to be locked up by my Filipina Police Force, Prison guards and judges.
The slave who has enough funds to pay for this prison will have to pay me 50 Million dollars and by accepting to pay for this prison, you are accepting a 10 years sentences in the same prison you paid for.
Buy a restaurant in Cebu. Give me ownership. I will give management to a homeless Filipina Lady and you will serve as dishwasher for 3 years. Yes you will need to sign a contract.
This will cost you 300,000 in US currency.